make yourself as the opposite gender.
- (sitting around after school talking to my band director, Staley)
- Staley: Oh, yeah I was a hardcore band kid. Dedicated. You know it. One time I was standing at attention and a bee stung me in the eye.
- Me: I-wha..-
- Staley: AND I STAYED THERE.
- Tommy: Wait, I thought your hardcore band kid story was the time your shako caught on fire during a performance?
- Me: STALEY HOW DOES THIS STUFF EVEN HAPPEN.